Army of
Darkness RPG
Corebook
Suggested Retail Price:
$35.00 (US)
Order
Code: EDN6300
ISBN:
1-891153-21-8
Written
by Shane Lacy Hensley
Edited
by M. Alexander
Jurkat
Release Date:
October 2003
Alright, you primitive
screwheads, listen up!
You’re in a strange land,
with strange people, and you’re not thinking too clearly. The
natives are suspicious, the leaders hostile, the priests cryptic, and no
one’s bathed in months. Advanced tech is a hole in the ground
filled with sewage. The basic food groups are roasted haunch, old
fruit, and watered-down wine.
You find out getting home
is not going to happen anytime soon. First you need to find some
stupid book, then recite some stupid phrase, then bring the stupid book
back to the stupid castle. Heck, there’s probably a bunch of other
stupid stuff you have to do. Just nobody’s told you about that
yet.
Oh, and did I forget to
mention the army of undead looking to gnaw on your
soul!
Ash:
That’s it. Go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama.
Me! I’m through runnin’. I say we stay here and fight it
out!
Arthur:
Are all men from the future loudmouth
braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me baby . . . just
me.
Inside this swank beauty,
we’ll show you how to put the dead in deadite. Here, you will
find:
Army of
Darkness Card
Game
Suggested
Retail Price:
$20.00 (US)
Order
Code: EDN6310
ISBN: 1-891153-19-6
Designed by George
Vasilakos
Release
Date: November 2003
Find the Necromonicon.
Recite the passages.
Dispel the
evil.
Simple, right? Take 2 to 4 of your "friends"
and try to save the world, while trying to stop each other from doing it
first. With awesome images and quotes from the movie, this fast paced
game can be played in 30-45 minutes and will bring much laughter to a
dull evening.