"What the hell am I talking about?" You may ask. Well people have been asking me about what some words ment from Evil Dead and Army of Darkness so I just got sick of them and said "check out this page I made!" So if you were confused about a word from the trilogy or just have a couple minutes on your hands and are looking for a laugh check out the site.

A

Alternate Ending- Ending of AOD which was never released in public (see main page for the download)
AOD.ORG- A personal web page. Has nothing to do with the movie
Arthur- King Arthur from AOD
ArmyOfDarkness.COM- A Racing site. Has nothing to do with the movie
Army of Darkness 2- (see- Future Imperfect)

B

Bad Ash- Ash's evil counterpart from AOD
Book of the Dead- (see- Necronomicon) Boomstick- Ash's gun
Bridge- Bridge from Evil Dead 1 + 2 which the Evil destroys to block exit from the woods
Bruce Campbell- Ash, the guy who goes through hell in the trilogy(If you didn't know this one you need help)
Buzz- Ash's chainsaw

C

Cabin- Cabin in woods in which the Evil lurks

D

Deadite- one of the dead
Deathcoaster- Ash's souped up car that he used to kill the deaites in AOD
Dex Drive- Tool used to save Playstation game files on the computer. This allows trading and uploading of save games. Go to their website for more info. Dex Exchange.
Doom- video game in which you can download Army of Darkness levels to play

E

Evil Ash- Ash's possessed state in Evil Dead 2
EvilDead.COM- A Quake2 Clan. Has nothing to do with the movie
Evil Dead 2- The sequal to Evil Dead. This is not a total remake. Only the first 10 minutes were remade because the makers couldn't get the rights to use the footage for a re-hash of Evil Dead. Get it? Got it? Well it's about time!
Evil Dead 4- It ain't gonna happen soon skippy! It may never occur (see- Army of Darkness 2)
Evil Force- The thing that chases Ash in ED2 and AOD
Evil Shelia- Shelia's evil counterpart from AOD

F

Fake Necronomicon- Two books which are 'dupes' to the real Necronomicon (see- Necronomicon) they both are dangerous but not fatal
Fake shemp- a stunt man who is only shown through a part of the body ie- a foot, a hand
Future Imperfect- Fan-Fiction sequal that takes place after AOD following the alternate ending (see- alternate ending)

G

Gauntlet- Ash's new, iron, hand to replace his severed one
Groovy- Ash's catch phrase for whenever he gets a new groovy weapon to use against the deadites

H

Henrieta- Evil old lady from Evil Dead 2
Henry- King Henry the Red. Duke of Shale. Lord of the Northlands and leader of its people.
Hick- one of the dead

I

Ivan Raimi- brother of director (see Sam Raimi) and co-writer of AOD

J

Jack- The guy who left town
Justin- Me (Hey! I needed something else for "J" Okay?)

K

King- as in hail to baby

L

Linda- Ash's girlfriend in Evil Dead 1 + 2
Little Ashes- A dozen evil replicas of Ash in Army of Darkness

M

Mama speech- Pep talk in which Ash gets Arthurs men to join him
Mirror Ash- Evil that takes the form of Ash, only appearing in mirrors
Missing pages- Pages missing from the Necronomicon that Ash has to find in Evil Dead 2
MST3K- Mystery Science Theater 3000, a funny show on the Sci-Fi channel. (this was not in the movies but it is important to know for the fan-fic site)

N

Necklace- Necklace that Ash gives to Linda. It saves Ash from becoming possessed in Evil Dead 2.
Necronomicon Ex Mortis- the book of the dead from AOD aka- Necronomicon aka- Nosferato Domentu
Ner'erfhergan'- Ash coughing trying to cover up the word 'Nicto', which he forgot
Nosferato Domentu- The Book of the Dead (see- the Book of the Dead)

O

Oldsmobile- 1978 Oldmobile that goes through hell in every movie
One-Liner- Quick, simple line or comeback from Ash. ie: Groovy

P

Pencil- Weapon Ash's sister uses against Linda in Evil Dead
Piano- The one instrument Ash can play
Portal- Void in which the Evil is sucked back in time, taking Ash with it in Evil Dead 2

Q

Quake- Game in which Army of Darkness levels are being developed

R

Remington- 12 Gauge double barrled remington, S-mart's top of the line. Retails for about 109.95. With a walnut stock, colbult blue steel, and a hair trigger.

S

Sam Raimi- the director and co-writer of the trilogy
Shit- the thing that remained when Jack (see Jack) left town
S-Mart- Store in which Ash works
S-Mart Girl- Woman who Ash kisses at the end of AOD. This is not Lauren Holly, as commonly mistaken.

T

Tape recorder- Tape recorder in which releases the demons in Evil Dead
Ted Raimi- brother of director (see- Sam Raimi) has various roles around the films- ie: Evil Henrieta, the guy Ash tells the story to in S-Mart, and the guy who says 'You can count on my steel'
Trees- Possessed trees who like to carry away their victims

U

Ugly- What that honey Shelia became

V

Vortex- The portal that sucks the evil (and Ash) through time at the end of ED2

W

Whinchester repeater- gun Ash uses against deadite in S-mart
Windmill- Ash's shelter from the Evil in AOD
Wiseman- Wiseman John, he who has sent Ash back to his own time
Within the woods- short film Sam Raimi made to raise funds for Evil Dead
Workshed- The place where Ash cuts up his girlfriend
Wrong book- (see- Fake Necronomicon)

X

Y

Z

I have some bare letters, but thats because I couldn't find stuff for them. If you have some words that I could put in don't be afraid to e-mail them!
Thanks to NowIAmPissed@hotmail.com and others for additions!

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