I get that a lot actually, I think I look like a lot of people. One time this guy came up to me in like a drug store and was like "which university do you go to?" This was back when I was in high school, and I liked to lie a lot so I was like "U of W"... I then tried to keep the lie going and actually suceeded, turns out he also went to U of W and then he tried to hook me up with his friend. That was almost as good as the time I wore an army shirt, took a bus and then had someone make a comment about joining the army...
I was young and liked to lie so I was like "yeah I'm in" (thinking that it'd be an easy lie)... turns out so was he and he kep asking questions like "how'd long it take you to run the 15k", "did you get your name sewed on to your uniform?", "how long did it take you to finish basic?" etc... my answer to the last one was two months *shrugs* and he was like "isn't it like only a couple weeks" and then I recovered with "oh I meant I took it two months ago, sorry misheard".
We went on for like twenty minutes about random stuff, apparently I had a girlfriend and a child, I was moving to Alberta and thinking about going to Iraq... he was telling me how he was a sniper and that the army gave him these very illegal pills to keep his muscles locked and his accuracy up... That was an interesting day as well.
Anyways... long story short, I live for stuff like that, anything to keep me on my toes.
- You friendly neighbourhood Westcroft
P.S.
I am that guy from college that you know, lets talk about that.
